Job Offer Letter from God

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If you're imagining what a job offer might look like in terms we use today, look no further.

“The LORD God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it.” (Genesis 2:15, NIV)


Headlines read, “Archaeologists Announce Amazing Discovery - Job Offer Letter from God.” Breaking news reports archaeologists working in a remote cave on the summit of Mount Arafat, discovered what is believed to be the first written Job Offer Letter. Imagine the buzz on social media and the Internet. Historians, theologians, biblical scholars, church officials, authors, business leaders, and HR professionals across the globe, are gathering to carefully examine and debate the artifact’s authenticity. One expert proclaims, “This is absolutely amazing - world changing! We must now reframe our thinking and rewrite all the books about business and the role of God and faith in the marketplace. The perfectly preserved manuscript is quoted here in its entirety:


Dear Adam,

It is with great pleasure and excitement, that I write this letter to you. On behalf of Holy Trinity Enterprises, We are pleased to offer you the position of Master Gardener, Manager and Steward with immediate promotion to Husband and Father of Mankind. We created you just for this unique role and have every confidence in your ability to do the job. We will provide you with all you need, including an amazing compensation package and great benefits. We provide a ground-breaking one-on-one coaching and mentoring program. You can work from home, no commute necessary. You do not even have to wear clothes. I know you will like that. We have decided it is not good for you to be alone, so We have immediate plans to give you a companion and wife (Eve) to help you. We do need you to start later today. We have great plans for you, Adam. Our Master Plan for Mankind and Planet Earth will rest on your shoulders. I know you can do it. We want to welcome you aboard. I will see you later today in the Garden.

Always Yours,

Jehovah, Jehovah Nissi, Jehovah Shalom, Jehovah Rophe, Jehovah Tsabaoth, Jehovah Elohay, El Shaddai, Elohim, El Elyon, Adonai, Chairman, Holy Trinity Enterprises, I AM, Lord Your God, Creator and Heavenly Father, (Dad)


Father, thank You for Your Word and for teaching me about work. Jesus, You created the model and set the standard for work that honors God. Holy Spirit, help me honor and glorify God in my daily work life. Through the blood of Jesus and in the name of Jesus I pray, amen.

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